Hair’s getting a little long there, Jeff Larish. I understand the need to fill the Big Tilde void by any means necessary, but c’mon, man. You’re a first baseman. And besides, that .356 slugging isn’t fooling anyone.
All right, fine. Just be on your best behavior. You’re new here. Maybe you’re a fan like the rest of us. Just don’t blow it.
By the way, did ANYBODY AT ALL see that Fox/Detroit clip of Tilde jogging in the outfield before Wednesday’s game? FSN showed it in super slo-mo, those curls flying in the breeze in a classic “Moving In Stereo” moment. MLB.tv has no recollection of it, they had blackout commercials rolling at the time. My God, what a sight.