OOOHH!! Look, a 4-0 lead!
Ok, 4-2 is still good.
5-4, well it’s still a lead…
/enter Zach Miner
8-9 now, eh?
/enter Todd Jones
/passes out from alcohol poisoning
/stares vacantly at laptop screen
Hey, nice job there rookie…
Oh, Julio Lugo! You give us all hope!
YAY BIG HEAD TODD!!!
/passes out from exhaustion
Games that involve 18 (EIGHTEEN!) Tiger hits should not be so dramatic. Leaving in the Little Cat a little too long was questionable, bringing in Miner was terrifying, watching the Caped Cruceta get torched some was no better….and then, The Todd Jones Experience gives us a double…suffice to say, I need a new liver.
Placido continued his march back to .300 after a rough start with a 5 hit, 3 RBI, 2 Run performance. The Large Skulled One is now hitting .270. The Big Tilde chipped in with a 3/5, 1 RBI, 1 Run night and is now hitting .305. The Tigers snap a 5 game losing skid, after getting to withing one game of .500, and are now sitting at 15-20 (yet still only 3 games out of first).
Verlander tries again to get his ship righted tonight against Josh Beckett. Get ya popcorn ready…