In yesterday’s news, the Big Tilde hit his first home run of the season off no one in particular in a game that never happened and we can all move on with our lives. Certainly, the Tigers’ bullpen didn’t give up more than the sellers in the Louisiana Purchase in the 7th and 8th in a 12-6 Neil Diamond-ing. Nope. Didn’t happen.
So congrats to the Big Tilde on his first dinger in isolation; best of luck to the Tigers tonight against the White Sox (unless that one doesn’t happen, either).
(Charles Krupa may or may not have been at a game for AP Photo to take a picture of that man that might or might not have given up the home run to El Tilde Grande. No sé.)