It took us a couple weeks to find it, but we found it. Patrick Walters, you sweet beautiful man.
I expect Jones, Granderson and Ordoñez to all hit above .285 this season and have less than six combined errors. But no nicknames, other than Magglio’s, which is “the Big Tilde.” Google it.
He … he did the “ñ” and everything. [sniff] Welcome to the club, O Bastion Of Michiganderly Journalism.