That pitch (Son of Grander) took off of his hand on Saturday? It turned out to fracture his middle finger, right around the base. The hope at this point is that he’ll be in a split for about two weeks and hopefully be able to return to action soon after that once he gets back into a rhythm.
Not funny, Fate! You’re not funny! You’re derivative and maudlin! Miller Lite wants to give you a series of commercials!
Sons of Grander. Dammit.
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