What a wild freaking week that was.
The Metrodome was every bit the house of horrors that we feared it would be. At least the Tigers were in position to win that series, it’s just that the Tigers bullpen decided to take a few minutes to be the Tigers bullpen. D-Train made his less-than-triumphant return, but [...]
Archive for May, 2009
First Place – Still?
Posted in big tilde, detroit tigers, dontrelle willis on May 18, 2009 | Leave a Comment »
Paul Schrieber, Previously Lost, Is Now Found
Posted in detroit tigers, magglio ordonez, stop losing you losers, tagged magglio ordonez, NO TOUCHING!, paul schrieber on May 14, 2009 | 1 Comment »
The man you see here to the right is Mr. Paul Schrieber. Family man. Lover. Sinner. Doer of things he should have done a long time ago. And a one-time transgressor of Notinaslump Ordoñez.
After calling out Tilde on strikes in the seventh inning, Mr. Schrieber forgot the cardinal rule: Touch Tilde Unlesseth Commanded To Touch. [...]
State of The Tilde – Oh, Hi There. It’s Been A Little While
Posted in Edwin Jackson, big tilde, detroit tigers, dontrelle willis, jerkwheat, magglio ordonez, partly non-oblivious update, son of grander, tagged big tilde, detroit tigers, dontrelle willis, Edwin Jackson, jerkwheat, justin verlander, magglio ordonez on May 10, 2009 | 1 Comment »
So, things are generally going well right now, no?
When we last spoke, right before the Yankees series, things were looking up as well. Then a couple of unspeakable seventh innings occured and things looked meh once again. However, over the last ten games, the Tigers are 6-4 and are currently sitting in first place at [...]