Fire.

Posted in detroit tigers, oh and also millen was fired today, suss, the todd jones experience on September 24, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
Posted in big tilde, detroit tigers, magglio ordonez, partly non-oblivious update, suss on September 10, 2008 | 4 Comments »
Being in the well-thawed tundra of Canada for the last week — and NOT because they’re out of the playoffs, no ma’am — has kept me from paying attention to most Tigers games. Yet here I sit, finding out that a three-game streak was snapped by Oakland last night, meaning they somehow won three games in there. Like, consecutively. In all fairness, it was their first 3-game skidless since July 24, when they won … four in a row!
So there, a baseball update. We now return you to your comfortably numb bouts of Lions, Wolverines, EMU Eagles, and mayoral special elections.
P.S. – Mr. Tildevere, last seven games: 13-for-26, 3 HR, 7 RBI, 1.077 slugging. Orgasmic.
Posted in Uncategorized, tagged big tilde, justin verlander, not hot on September 2, 2008 | 3 Comments »
Who’s Hot, Who’s Not tonight at Chase Field:
Hot: Cliff Lee
Not: Justin Verlander
I vote we discontinue this feature until further notice.