Posted in detroit tigers, kenny rogers crouch, stop losing you losers, suss, that picture is comedy bullion, tri-lam president nate robertson on August 31, 2008 | 2 Comments »
If it wasn’t painful before, we didn’t just get a horrific Kenny Rogers outing or a Nate Robertson outing in this 13-3 loss to the Cheesy Royales.
We got … BOTH.
K-Rodge: Six innings, six runs, eight hits, two walks, three dingers. Oddly enough, of all the bad pitches he threw, none of them were this one.
AND [...]
Posted in big tilde, magglio ordonez, references only tuffy will savor, suss on August 21, 2008 | 5 Comments »
There’s a reason Peter Gammons works for the largest sports media outlet in the country and Lynn Henning works for a still large metro newspaper but nevertheless the antagonist for this metaphor.
From Gammons’ Insider Only blog, which is not yet named Gammoblog because he’s not taking my suggestions:
• There are rumblings that the Tigers may [...]
Posted in detroit tigers, jerkwheat on August 18, 2008 | 1 Comment »
While our hero continues his march back to the AL batting title (currently hitting .317, trailing Dustin Pedroia and his .321 avg), we check in with a fallen hero – Da Train himself, Dontrelle Willis.
Dontrelle has had a rocky road to recovery in the past few months since The Cleveland Incident, but Da Train has [...]
Posted in Uncategorized on August 13, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
/sighs
Posted in big tilde, lynn henning, magglio ordonez, suss on August 13, 2008 | 4 Comments »
The News‘ Lynn Henning has hinted before at the blasphemous notion of trading The Marquis de Tilde. The reasons against doing this are numerous, the most pressing of all being this blog might cease to be.
Henning’s still on it.
Now will come the corrections.
And what one wonders is whether the Tigers can sufficiently prune their paychecks [...]
Posted in big tilde, detroit tigers, jerkwheat on August 11, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
WHOA HO HO
WHOA HO Hooooooo……..
Can’t do it.
Can’t stay positive any more. It was bad enough allowing the AAA’s to break their losing streak on Friday. It was bad enough following yet another shitshow against Chicago. But watching JV get torched by the Blue Jays, who I think may have rolled out [...]
Posted in big tilde, detroit tigers, kyle farnsworth, magglio ordonez, oh snap on August 10, 2008 | Leave a Comment »
According to the Chase Field scoreboard, the Least Hot player in all organized baseball is Kyle Farnsworth. Way to point that out, NL West.
Posted in kenny rogers crouch, suss, that picture is comedy bullion on August 9, 2008 | 1 Comment »
Posted in big tilde, detroit tigers, dingers!, kyle farnsworth, magglio ordonez, stop losing you losers, suss on August 6, 2008 | 5 Comments »
Earlier Tuesday night, Fernando Rodney was demoted from “closer” to “one of the closers.” The plan was to make Rodney, Joel Zumaya, and O’Doyle Kyle Farnsworth all closers. And a funny thing happened.
Farnsworth and Zumaya — the kids to help Walk Off Rodney — were the ones that blew saves. Rodney actually tossed three scoreless.
In [...]
Posted in big tilde, detroit tigers, jerkwheat on August 3, 2008 | 2 Comments »
Does it feel over to the rest of you? I know the numbers say the Tigers are “still in it”, but after this past weekend, it all feels kind of lost. The brief glimmer of “well, maybe the trade for Professor Farnsworth (I’m not l33t-ing it out after yesterday) will help the pen” has faded. [...]
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