Marcus Thames Marcus Thames Marcus Thames. Marcus Thames? Marcus Thames, Marcus Thames (Marcus Thames) Marcus Thames.
(Translation: His last eight hits have been home runs, and that’s five straight games with at least one dinger. Mark J. Terrill, Associated Press, you feel me.)
Okay, he’s going to need a Tilde-esque name soon.
Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo.
What? The River Thames isn’t good enough for you people?
/contemplates
/seeks punctuation
I think there’s a shred of resistance because Berman used it once.
I like what David Pinto had to say about the subject.
Berman?
Shit.
Ok, let’s see if we can’t think of something…
Thaminem?
Tiny Thames? Morris Day and the Thames?
Morris Day and the Thames?
That’s it – we’re calling him Jerome.
Tildmes? Is that even pronouncable?
Le Tilde de Marcos?
San Tildro de Marcurís?
Marcus Slamminus.