The Detroit Tigers will try to avoid a sweep at the hands of the today at as the Tigers take on the . will take the mound for the Tigers. He has been universally lousy for the Tigers, sporting a
ERA that is probably the result of .
At the plate, Tigers hitters will work on their anemic offensive attack. told the AP that he spent extra time in the cage today, which he totally expects will work out his offensive woes. hopes his injury will heal enough to allow him to play. If not, Brandon Inge will reluctantly take his place in the starting lineup.
After the game, Jim Leyland will pin the loss on and then jam a lit cigarette into every exposed orifice.
This has been your Big Tilde game preview. reporting.
Ooh! I wanna play!
The Detroit Tigers will try to avoid a sweep at the hands of the WILDABEST today at A NEW MLB START TIME OF 2:35AM EST as the Tigers take on THE CAST OF SPAMALOT . TREE will take the mound for the Tigers. He has been universally lousy for the Tigers, sporting a
SHINY ERA that is probably the result of CAT.
At the plate, Tigers hitters will work on their anemic offensive attack. ALL STAR LEFT FIELDER RYAN RABURN told the AP that he spent extra time in the cage today, which he totally expects will work out his offensive woes. ZOMBIE hopes his BRAIN injury will heal enough to allow him to play. If not, Brandon Inge will reluctantly take his place in the starting lineup.
After the game, Jim Leyland will pin the loss on and then jam a lit cigarette into every exposed orifice.
This has been your Big Tilde game preview. DINNER reporting.
Classic. You had me laughing so hard that my assistant asked what was so funny. Sadly, my reply of “the Tiger’s Season” killed the laughter.
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If not,
Brandon IngeAlan Smithee will reluctantly take his place in the starting lineup.By the way, if Brandon Inge goes on the DL, this is his backup.
Well played as always Mr. Tuffy.