Important Game 11 Update
April 15, 2008 by Tuffy

Yes, so. That’s Carlos Quentin pointing at my crotch with his glove. He is SO on the Enemies of the Tilde list.
(Nam Y. Huh of AP Photo wanted me to share this with you.)
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all enemies will be destroyed. We’re gunning for you, Q.
Whoa whoa. Let’s rephrase here a little. I don’t need Chicago PD calling me to ask about this “tiff” person and her last known location.
Bad touch Carlos! Back off!
Without an MS Paint diagram, I find your story implausible.
I thought I recognized you. Also, did you see what Steve Martin had to say about you today in the Tribune. Not very flattering. What did you do to piss him off?
http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/opinion/la-oe-martin15apr15,0,6136342.story
“poor Tuffy needs to pee.”
There’s a balls in glove joke here but I’ll be damn if I can find it.
Have you tried looking in the glove?
Yes, yes I did. But unfortunately it’s so small and white that it was hard to find.
I need an adult!