(spotted at Disney World this offseason)
Okay, maybe pitchers and catchers reporting was too exciting to sleep on. We’ll be watching Zumaya’s attempts to injure himself in ways that require medical journal submissions and helping the new players fill out their sticker nametags and all that soon enough, but we just wanted to remind you that he’ll be back any day now.
Who? Why, none other than…

See you there.

The only Valentine I need.
Spring Training is enough to get me through this hell called “winter” for 42 more days…